Mixed up humor

Dobby: There is a plot, 'Arry Potter, to make most adorable things happen
at Homestar's School for Dumb Blondes & Stupidity.
Harry: What?
Dobby: A plot, 'Arry Pott-
(Gollum enters)
Harry: Hi, Gollum.
Gollum: My preciousssssss.........
Harry: excuse me?
Gollum: My precioussssssssssss!!!!!!!!
Harry: I said something entirely civilized, Gollum, didn't you hear me?
Gollum: He wants it for himself......
Camera hand: Wrong movie, Gollum.
Gollum: So?
Harry: Soooo, go away.
Gollum: Phhhphhhhph!!!!
Harry: HEY!!!!!!!!
Dobby: Dobby will defeat Gobby!!! *POKE*
Gollum: What did it call us? *JAB*
Dobby: You shut up, Gobby!! *WHACK*
Gollum: *SMACK*
Dobby: *PUNCH*
Gollum: *KICK*
Dobby: *WHAP*
Gollum: It calls us "GOBBY"!!!!!! *bonk heads*
Dobby: OWWW!!!!!! So? *BONK!!!*
(Frodo enters) GOLLUM!!! How many times have I told you
NOT to go fighting with things from other books?
Gollum: He started it!!!
Frodo:(turns to Dobby) Did You?
Dobby: Uhhh... Did you call me a 'thing'?
Harry: You will not talk to Dobby like that!
Frodo:(Flounces his curls and puts on a 'poor puppy' look)
Harry: Don't you try that on me, cutesy boy.
Gollum: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
Frodo: Gollum!? I thought you were on my side!!
Gollum: HA!! Well you were wrong, weren'tcha? WRONG!!!! HA HA HA!!!
Dobby: YESSSSS!!!!!!!
Gollum: *BITE*
Dobby: HEY!!! *BAP*
Harry & Frodo: STOP IT!!!
Gollum: Buy us FREEEEEE!!!!!!
Dobby: I already belong to a family, by which I
will be beheaded if I waste anymore time in this Dumpster.
Gollum: Not you, US!!!
Dobby: What? I can only see you!
Harry: DUMPSTER!?!?!
(Malfoy enters)
Dobby: Uhhh-ohhhh.....Protect me, 'Arry Potter!!!
(Hides behind Harry's legs)
Harry:(Looks down at Dobby) Why ME???
Malfoy:(wrinkles his nose)You live in this place, Potter?!?
Harry: How'd you get in here?
Malfoy: I dunno. Whats with this Dump?
Harry: Aww, shut up.
Malfoy: Is Dobby here? I want to, uh, play.
Dobby: As if.....
Gollum: Precious?
Dobby: *PINCH*
Gollum: *SCRAPE*
Malfoy: This place is too clean. I'm gonna head
over to my festering hole of evil.
Harry: (muttering) Good riddence...
Malfoy: What did you say, Potter?
Harry: (Turns to Dobby, Gollum & Frodo) You guys better
leave. This could get dirty.
Frodo: Right. Come, Gollum. (Takes Gollum's hand)
Gollum: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dobby: Where do I go, 'Arry Potter?
Harry: Ahhhhhhh, right. Dobby, hide in the closet.
Dobby: What, 'Arry Potter?
Harry: (using sign language) You- (Points to Dobby) Hide- (Hugs Himself)
In- (Spreads his arms) Closet!!! (Points to the Closet)
Dobby: Oky-doky!
Harry: Why didn't you understand me before?
Dobby: Oh, I did. It was just really funny watching you
wave your arms around like that.
Harry: (Silence)

THE END